8 Opening Lines That Are So Bad They’re Good

We do a fair amount of dating related segments on our morning show. We try to help our listeners find love if/when we can, because dating is hard in 2024! Putting ourselves out there and being vulnerable isn’t easy for any of us. But nothing good ever comes from staying in your comfort zone, right?

I recently came across a list of opening lines. It could be the worst or best list of all time, depending on who you ask. It is essentially the “dad jokes” of opening lines. Read them and shudder:

1. I’m not a photographer, but I can imagine us together.

2. If you were a fruit, you’d be a FINEapple.

3. Hey girl, are you my appendix? ‘Cause you give me this weird feeling that makes me wanna take you out.

4. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the whole room became beautiful.

5. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

6. Hello, my name is Microsoft. Can I stay with you tonight?

7. If you were a civilian, I’d call you McBeautiful.

And my personal favorite…

8. Are you a magician? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

If you decide to use any of these in your dating adventures, you don’t even have to credit me! Now go out there and enjoy a hot girl (or guy) summer.